Bit of a slower year for haikus. I’d be lying if I said they were daily. I got engaged! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
9th January
Blueberry yoghurt
Fresh gut-bound bacteria
Penicillin death
.
28th January
Apple Vision Pro
clings to his head; face hugger
Simulacrum of eyes
.
2nd March
Hot spring water thrown
Upon his steaming father
Young boy is scolded
.
22nd April
Sicilian sun
beats down on solar panels,
lemons, and olives
.
15th June
Back in stomping ground
Squat cinemas and canals
Cow bar off Hooigracht
.
19th July
Oh no! Crowdstrike’s down
Blackout for traders and flights
Some things can stay gone
.
28th July
Flu-like symptoms seep
into my Twin Peaks dreaming
Haunted lumber mill
.
18th August
Peripeteian
An attempt to look clever
Not really a word
.
23rd September
Not a noise complaint
I don’t care if your dog barks
You neglect it, mate
.
16th November
Has anyone seen
a black cat with big green eyes?
No, not that black cat
.
And the one before that
gabriel burrow 