Haikus // 2025

HNY, besties.

16th January

Paul, who I emailed

Lynch, gone in a gust of smoke

No more filmmakers

.

4th February

Name a kind of goo

I am challenged in a dream

“SPLOOCH”, I say, undone

.

12th April

FR, lock in bro 

Have you seen this moon tonight?

Take in its beauty

.

28th May 

Minx stares, intently 

Longing to catch a live bird

For now, moths will do

.

24th June

My guy doomscrolling

LinkedIn at Glastonbury 

You’re doing it wrong

.

6th July

Americans land

Colonising beaches with

towels and music

.

9th September

Ray of sunlight cat

Grooming from black head to toe

Onlookers be damned

.

6th November

Here’s cactus forest

Its spined fingers reaching up

to a pure-blue sky

.

7th November 

Roll into Puebla 

City of Opticians

in search of some air

.

16th November

Condesa Sunday

Yuppies chill while crowds gather 

to fight corruption

.

2nd December 

My anti-acids 

were crushed to make fake cocaine 

Now I have heartburn

.

8th December 

This is why we can’t 

have things like water or RAM

Bubble feeding time

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