Bit of a slower year for haikus. I’d be lying if I said they were daily. I got engaged! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 9th January Blueberry yoghurt Fresh gut-bound bacteria Penicillin death . 28th January Apple Vision Pro clings to his head; face hugger Simulacrum of eyes . 2nd March Hot spring water thrown Upon his steaming fatherContinueContinue reading “Haikus // 2024”
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Haikus // 2023
Another one. 10th January Leek and potato Soup maker, do your smooth thing But leave some roughage . 18th February Jill Whiteley’s gone Rotored off to sunny shores And a glass city . 7th April Daffodils spring up Bold yellow trumpets tooting The fresh season’s song . 20th April Vauxhall bibimbap A Gordon Ramsay beerContinueContinue reading “Haikus // 2023”
Haikus // 2022
We go again. 15th January We bagged the tree for The bins outside Sainsbury’s A frail skeleton . 18th February Planes like plastic bags Watch live on BIG JET TV The Dome, torn apart . 22nd March Sunshine on Tuesday Bare skin and vitamin D Antarctic horror . 21st April Fourth plumber’s a charm PipeContinueContinue reading “Haikus // 2022”
Haikus // 2021
Because I began writing haikus in August a couple of years ago, I’m now stuck with an annual retrospective that falls at an odd time. It’s a strange time capsule, spat out at the end of summer.